A 24-year-old girl from the green hills and retail parks of Swindon, South West England plonked in the not-so-green city of Melbourne. I am at the beginning of an adventure that I hope takes me all around Australia and South East Asia. I’ve created this blog to log everything I encounter along the way: funny stories, strange encounters, and most likely a lot of whinging too. If you need anything to read whilst taking a shit – voilà!